Hi everybody. Welcome to the blog where I talk about my past. You know, being like this, the way I am, I can't do much of anything. The only time I do anything is in my dreams. I dream about windsurfing a lot. I used to love windsurfing. When you're windsurfing you go fast. You know, like the speed of a jet ski full on out. But it was cool because I could get into areas you would never get into in a boat or, for example, there's this small island off the south fork of Long Island. I windsurfed over there and there was a huge colony of water birds. It was amazing. It was great even though I felt like I was in an Alfred Hitchcock film. I've never seen so many birds in my life. I've come across old fishing cabins, you know, like from the 1800's. I've come across giant sea turtles. That was in Hawaii. Giant flock of fairy penguins in Australia. Sharks, just about everywhere. One time I was going fast and I went right in the middle of a flock of birds. They separated like a zipper on a coat. It was pretty cool. One of the best times was there were a bunch of dolphins in some waves I was riding. That was real cool. I miss all that stuff. Now I just watch my dog lick his balls. Anyway, that's about it for now. I'll talk to you guys next week. This is B. Nice signing off. Love, B. Nice