Hi everybody. Welcome to my blog where I talk about the present.
I’d like to dedicate this blog to all my friends who I know that lost their houses, and everything in the LA fires.
I really can’t help a bunch of people, but I can help one person. My friend Jenny lost everything. I’m pretty sure she has a go fund me site. Anyway, she lost everything. She’s lucky though. The’s gotten an apartment right away. I know this though. She has nothing on the walls. I’m therefore going to help her by sending her some black and white images for her walls. I know it’s not much, but I’m sure everything helps,
Whenever I’m in very stressful situations like my friend is, I often think of funny things from the past. I’ll give you an example:
I’m pretty sure I told you this story before, but I was shooting some lingerie for a famous NY department store. We were shooting in Miami. We were at the front part of the house. It was nice light and the day was going good. The owner of the house said she was going out to lunch. We could shoot anywhere but her bedroom. Well, of course, after she left, I went to the bedroom. There was great light so I said, let’s do a shot here. Well, I had to move the bed a little because it wasn’t quite right. But as I moved the bed, I heard Kerplunck, and some batteries rolled out, D batteries. I said to my assistant, What was that? And he said to me, you don’t want to know. And I looked down and there was a big dildo on the ground. I said to my assistant, Quick pick it up and put it back. He said No way man, I”m not touching that thing. I said, look under the kitchen sink with the cleaning supplies. I think I saw a pair of latex gloves. Well, we put everything back together and ran back to the front of the house. I took great amusement at throwing the gloves at my assistant’s face on a random schedule. He always screamed like a ten year old girl.
I used to shoot in a lot in lofts in NYC. One time I shot at a loft that was pretty cool. It had floor to ceiling windows and brick columns separating the windows. All rather industrial. Anyway I took a stroll around the studio to look for some good light. They had a darkroom there so I decided to check it out. It was a cool darkroom, but under the enlarger, there was a sawed off 12 gauge shotgun and a pair of little boy’s underwear. It was rather disturbing. Welcome to New York. I didn’t choose to shoot there after that. The place kind of gave me the creeps.
There was house in the Hamptons I used to always shoot in. It was very 1980’s. Early ‘80s. It had curved walls, big windows and it was all white. One day I was shooting there and I heard a scream coming from the changing room. There was a big commotions and the owner of the house was sheepishly walking around the pool. Apparently, the husband, the homeowner had cut a peep hole into the model’s changing room and one of the models found it. She was yelling at the guy. The wife had to intervene. The wife and the producer got into it. It was a short day. And I never went back there. Actually, I knew about this house from a photographer I worked for in the early 80’s. He also lost his house in the fires of LA.
That’s it for this week. Just thinking of all the people I know in LA. What a crazy world, right? Anyway, love and miss you all.
Love, B. NIce