Chapter 136 – May 27, 2014

Hi you guys. Welcome to the blog where I talk about the past. You know, things I thought of when I was in a bad way. You know, it was Memorial Day weekend this past weekend. One year I had to work on Memorial Day weekend. We were in Jacksonville, Florida. I had rented a house right on the beach. It was great. I was looking through the lens and I saw the model mouth, “Oh my God!” I looked over in back of me and there was a Blue Angel F-18 right above the beach. We were right next to the air show for Memorial Day. What an afternoon. We hardly got anything done because we had the best seats in the best house watching the air show. The planes were right next to us all day long. What a day. It was loud but it was a great day. It was amazing.

You know, one of my favorite places to shoot was Hawaii. I loved getting jobs in Hawaii. I didn’t care what we were doing as long as I could bring my surf board. It was a beautiful place to visit. I remember one day though. I was shooting at a house right on the beach. It’s hard to describe but it felt sad there. The people that worked at the house seemed sad to me. I was like, “Why are you guys so sad? It’s got a weird vibe here,” and the cook at the house told me, “Well, the owner of the house used to swim back and forth in front of the house every morning. Every morning until she got eaten by a tiger shark.” I thought, well, that’s a good reason to be sad. I’ve got tons of stories like that, but all in all, Hawaii was a great place to shoot.

There was one area on the big Island I loved. You could duplicate Fall really easy. The location was way up high on the volcano. The clouds would come in and we were just below the clouds. It was beautiful. The owner of the home told me something funny. The owner spent a lot of money to bring his father over to Hawaii. The owner was from Scotland. When the father got there he said, in a scottish accent, “You fuckin brought me halfway round the world to be in the same place!”

I did want to mention one thing. It’s really strange leaving the house. When you’re out of your element. you know, your day to day routine, it throws you for a loop. I went to my old neighborhood the other day and it has totally changed. It’s as if I’ve been in a time machine. I still feel like my first operation was a couple of months ago, but it was like five years ago. I guess it’s a good reason for behaving like a young idiot. My friend here, who’s writing this for me said I’ve been using that excuse forever. Anyway, I don’t really feel like blogging more so we’ll leave it at that. I’ll include some photos I’ve been doing. They’re not from the past, but the present. Have a good week. Talk to you next week. Love, B. Nice

P.S. Here’s a link to my blog about the present.


Chapter 135 – May 20, 2014


Hi everyone. Welcome to the past. I said it before, but I’ll say it again, when I was just lying about, I used to think of stories like the following:

One time I was working in La Jolla, CA. They were having a wicked El Nino season. Anyway, some big waves were coming in. We were shooting right on the coast. At one point we stopped our shooting to watch some local surfers take on some big waves. Man these guys were crazy. They were catching big rides right by the cliffs and this one guy got pushed under near the cliffs. He basically disappeared right before our eyes. Now check this out. This is pretty far out. So the guy gets pushed underwater right? All of a sudden he finds himself in a cave under water. He comes to the surface in an underground cave. First thing he realizes is he’s in an air pocket. He sees some steps so he carries his board up the steps. Mind you, he’s all bloody and beaten up. He carries his board up the steps. He comes to a door. Knocks on the door (I’m not bull shitting. This is all for real). Like I said, he knocks on the door. Now imagine there’s some people buying some shells in a store. They hear knocking on a door. They clear away some photos and there’s a door behind some pictures. It was an old door. You know, like from the 40’s. Anyway, the minute they get the old door open, there stands a surfer all covered in blood holding a surf board. Apparently it was an old door and an old passage from a previous store and that was where the shell shop was. Anyway after the people that were picking out the shells stopped screaming, the ambulance and police were called. The guy turned out to be all right but it was pretty far out. We used to see some pretty wild things when we were shooting. 

Once I was shooting in New Mexico in the desert when I saw a black plume of smoke appear right behind the model. Mind you, this was in the distance. Anyway, this black plume of smoke kind kept getting bigger and bigger. It turned out to be a major forest fire in the back ground. It was as if the whole hillside just burst into flames. Ash started falling all around us. Was a hell of a way to end a day of shooting. It was pretty amazing.

One time I was in Santa Barbara, CA. A major fire came over the hill. It was going fast with the Santa Ana winds. The fire started taking out houses, trees, anything in its way. My hotel had a front row seat to this event so I ran inside, grabbed a beer, sat down and watched Hell consume Santa Barbara. It was all entertaining until I heard some voices from the balcony next to mine. I heard a little kid say, “What about my toys?” And then I heard his mother reply, “Well, they can all be replaced. The important thing is, we’re all safe.” I guess they were evacuees from the fire. It was kind of a reality check. Anyway, I got to talking to them and sure enough, they were evacuees and they lost their house. Sad. But like the mother said, at least everyone was safe.

One other time I was shooting in Japan. Right near that famous mountain, Mount Fiji. Anyway, we were shooting in this mock village of a Bavarian town, and to top it all off, there was some drunk Australians playing oomph music in a small square in the village. It was all very bizarre. My friend here said it sounds like a dream, but it was more of a nightmare. A storm appeared in the background of the model and it started to grow and grow bigger and bigger. I said to my assistant, “Now imagine this,” I said, “Look, run, here comes Godzilla, run quick.” And then I delayed my voice so it looked like my voice was out of sync with my mouth. Well, my client didn’t think it was funny. He said, “Work, Mr. Brian. You must not fool around. You must work.”

Talk to you guys next week. Love, B. Nice

Oh yeah, I’ll include the link to my other blog.



Chapter 134 – May 13, 2014

Hi everybody. Welcome to the blog where I talk about the past. Speaking of the past, this past Sunday was Mother’s Day, so I’m gonna dedicate this blog to my mom. She saved my ass several times. Hell, if it weren’t for her, I’d be in a nursing home. That’s for sure. Anyway, thanks mom. I said it before, but I’ll say it again. Thanks Mom.

I’m gonna start out with some pictures of my old house. You’ll see why I get a little melancholy. It was a great house, but you know what, nothing lasts forever and sometimes things change, and you just gotta suck it up and move forward. Anyway, that’s my little pep talk for the week.

I know I’m supposed to talk about the past, but, there’s this damn bird outside my window and it wakes me up every morning at sunrise. For some reason it makes the exact sound of an alarm clock I had when I was building my house. I can picture it in my mind’s eye. It was a black clock with a white face and green numbers. I always reach for the snooze button, but obviously, it’s not there. I wake up expecting to go to work on my house and then I wake up and reality sets in. Damn bird.

You know, I’ve learned a lot through this whole experience, but really learning the word patience has come over and over. I have to be so patient. I remember when I used to be a photographer doing fashion, I had to be so patient as well. I had to deal with weather all the time. You know, like rain and wind. I’d have to make it look like a sunny day in the rain. Never easy.

I really don’t have much to talk about this week. I’ll include a cartoon. I used to do cartoons. They were a way of keeping my journals. Hell, I have a whole stack of them. Anyway, here is an example. Talk to you guys next week. Love, B. Nice

P.S. Here’s a link to the other blog. Have a good week.

Chapter 133 – May 6, 2014

My friend here, who’s writing this, talked about the date. It’s the day after cinco de Mayo. May 5th. I used to love to have a few margaritas! Hell, I could get a job shaking them up, I shake so much. I was always hung over on the 6th of May. Just thought I’d share that with you.


Hi everybody. Welcome to the blog where I talk about the past. I’m gonna change things up a little. I used to talk about my former industry. You know, the fashion industry. I’m gonna change things up and talk about building a house. It’s kind of symbolic to the way I am right now. You know, when you start with a house, you start with the foundation. That’s kind of what I’m doing right now. I had built a house in Montauk, NY. It was right on the ocean overlooking my favorite spot where I used to surf. It was a great house in a great area. Sorry, I went off on a bit of a tangent there. I’ll go back to the foundation. You know, when you build a house, you start with a solid foundation. When you re-train yourself, you gotta strengthen your body. I’ve had to learn how to do everything all over again. I mean everything. So,  building the house was kind of the same thing. Anyway, it’s kind of like building a giant sculpture. I’m talking about the house. It was something I’ll never forget. Amazing. It was during a time when the banks were just giving money away. I went to a bank. They said, “You need a construction loan? How much do you need?” I said, “I don’t know. How about a million dollars?” And they said, “With verification of your income?” I said, “No.” “Any downpayment?” I said, “No.” They said, “OK, we’ll give you a million one.” And you wonder why our country is in trouble. Anyway, building the house was an amazing experience. If you can ever do it, I strongly recommend doing it. I’ll never forget, the guy that was overseeing the project for me would bring his dog. I’d be on the 2nd floor girders basically praying for my life not to fall, then I’d hear a bark and there was his damn dog telling me to move. Another time he was in the bucket of the excavator. He’d been accidentally scooped up by the excavator. He was barking away. Never a dull moment. One time, let me back track. At one point I had buried a case of wine about 3 feet down. I was going to dig it up when the house was finished and have a big party. Now imagine this: I pull up one day. The architect, my builder and someone from the town were all arguing. They were like almost in a fist fight with each other. Then they stopped and looked at me. It was all very tense. My reaction, well, I walked over, dug up the case of wine, sat down and opened up a bottle and started drinking. They all laughed. I guess that was my solution. Anyway, the house came out great. It’s gone now, but at least someone’s enjoying it.


Here’s the link to the present. LINK It’s a blog where I talk about the here and the now. Have a good week. Love, B. Nice